The Boss and his house maid on funny vibes.

Ekene is a house boy who drinks his boss wine and then adds water for cover up.​ ​His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties ( A French wine that change colour if water added)​.

​As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water.​Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour.When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.​ ​

Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.
​The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!"​
​Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!
​Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"​
​Ekene didn't respond.

​The boss ask again, still no answer.Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him.​ "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!​Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name,"​ Ekene answered.Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen.Then call me and then ask me any question,"​The Boss suggested.

​Ekene shouted, "Boss!"​

​Boss answered, "Yes!"​

​Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?" Boss didn't answer​.

​Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet.​
​The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it's true.When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name"​.

​The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".​

​Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.​ ​Ekene called, "Madam!
​Madam answered, "Yes!
​Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"​ ​Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen need to be checked, I can't hear anything!"​