The smart kids and their teacher on funny vibes.

Just love these kids
Teacher:How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.Logic
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER: Joseph, go to the map and find North America .
JOSEPH: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct.Now class,who discovered America ?
CLASS: Joseph.
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TEACHER: Wale,why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
WALE:You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER:Adigun ,how do you spell 'crocodile?'
ADIGUN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:No, that's wrong
ADIGUN: Maybe it is wrong,but you asked me how I spell it.(I  Love this child)
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TEACHER:Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water?
REBECCA : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
REBECCA: Yesterday you said it's H to O.  
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TEACHER:Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
MOSES: Me!
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TEACHER:Abraham,why do you always get so dirty?        
ABRAHAM:Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.     
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TEACHER:George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.Now,Peter ,do you know why his father didn't punish him?
PETER:Because George still had  the axe in his hand.    

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TEACHER:Kehinde,your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..Did you copy his?
KEHINDE :No sir, It's the same dog.    
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER:Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
FEMI: A Teacher.