How to steal a chicken on funny vibes.

1. Survey the area for about 1 week.

2. On the day of operation,wear an oversized shirt.

3.Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.At this time of the day,the owners will be gone to work or be indoor. The chicken will be playing outside happily.

4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more easy if you are in the village]

5. This is where you make the grand move.

6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head. Quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt.

7. Move on as if nothing happened.No
looking back.

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